Episode Transcript
[00:00:01] Hey, what's up, guys? It's me, Larry, aka Lard.
[00:00:05] Right now, it's September 11, 2025, 1:20pm Eastern Time.
[00:00:13] I'm watching some Fox Business talking about the money I got.
[00:00:19] So like I said, I'm still trying to make more income with my podcast and everything, and I'm working on that. And it's. You have to learn how to monetize your. Your own podcast, which I'm learning a lot in the last few couple of days because I produced over around 50 shows already since around 2020.
[00:00:48] And I'm excited to make more and as many as possible.
[00:00:54] You know what I mean? The Dowels up 600 points plus 1,3 2%.
[00:01:04] So my podcast today is about like, I just went food shopping and all that. So here we go. So I went, I got, I had food stamps. I had a hundred dollars on food stamps. I spent the money, the month money on it. I get a hundred dollars each month for extra food.
[00:01:30] I got three sodas, 24 packs of and of three of them. I got 324 packs Sprite, Coke, Dr. Pepper.
[00:01:41] For some reason, I couldn't use my coupons, so. So I might shop at Hannafords, not Market Basket.
[00:01:49] And then I got some fast food at Taco Bell.
[00:01:54] For some reason, they didn't let me use my code at the register, so that was annoying.
[00:02:03] And then I got a ride from my worker.
[00:02:07] It's called ServiceNet. They help out people who are disabled.
[00:02:13] And it took about two hours.
[00:02:17] I just got back, I ate my fast food and stuff.
[00:02:24] What else happened? I got some ice cream, a cucumber, bacon.
[00:02:29] And then here's a clue here. If you want to start your own farm, definitely start with cucumbers. Then I got some creamer, some bread, sugar, etc.
[00:02:42] And then I'm learning a new way to gamble. A new way to gamble is to set it at a low amount.
[00:02:48] Like, say you're using Fanatics sportsbook.
[00:02:54] I'm at $0.10, $0.15, $0.20, $0.25.
[00:02:59] So use it as a Martins Gale system, you know what I mean? So bet 10, 15, 20, 25. And then once you reach home, the, the maximum amount you want to spend, which for me is 30 cents. I. I can't afford to lose 30 cents.
[00:03:16] Don't bet the 30 cents. Just keep it at 10 cents, 15 cents, 25 cents and you should be good to go.
[00:03:27] All right, so I'm single, looking to mingle. I'm using Tinder as a dating app so I can start my family. I'm 35 years old.
[00:03:37] Like I said, I have no kids or nothing like that. I have a lot of nieces and nephews, but no kids.
[00:03:45] And then I'm quitting smoking in the next couple of days. I made my quit date.
[00:03:52] I used nicotine gum, nicotine patches, nicotine lozenges.
[00:04:00] So I'm excited to quit. I spent a lot of money on cigarettes and it's not really healthy for you.
[00:04:09] Like I spent I think over 20,000 in the last 10 years.
[00:04:15] So like I said, Thursday Night Football is tonight. It's gonna be a good game. Hopefully I stay up and watch it.
[00:04:22] I'm off my sleeping medication.
[00:04:24] I saw PRN now, so I should be able to make the game at least for the first half and stuff.
[00:04:34] So what else is up there?
[00:04:37] Fox Business, how to make money.
[00:04:44] So, yeah, I only make around like 20,000 a year through disability and then I'm allowed to have a part time job. But right now I can't find anywhere to work, so I don't have that much money saved or nothing.
[00:05:04] But like I said, I'm trying to monetize my podcast, make a decent amount off that, which would be cool, even though it's just a hobby for me, you know what I mean?
[00:05:17] So besides that, not much.
[00:05:21] All right then, I'll check you all later.
[00:05:24] Peace out, homies.
